Direct from the Desk of Sid

...It's a good bet the Gophers spring football game will be played at the University of St. Thomas....

Great. Thanks for the update. I'll be sure to buy my non-existant tickets to an event which may or may not be held at a particular location. Time TBD.

Other venues that would hold enough people that may actually want to watch the Gopher Spring Game: Mall of America parking lot, Metrodome, Richfield VFW, my parents backyard.

And i would love to see vegas start offering lines on this kind of thing. Odds that the game is at St. Thomas 2:1 (according to Sid), odds that the game is held in my backyard 14:1, odds that nobody knows any of the players on the gophers 1:1

I ask again, why the editors at the Strib continue to print worthless pieces of information just to fill column space. I'm wondering if they ever think about how their medium is failing, and if they ever came to a conclusion that crap like this may be the reason.