Tuesday, February 24, 2009

The Best Thing About Emily's (not Emilie) Neighborhood...

Oddly enough it was the whores. Walking down the street, hoping for their trick money. I wonder how come the police can't tell who the hookers are? I could clearly tell. Clear acetate high-heels, check. Some sort of large teased bangs, check. Hot pants, check. Not moving across the street when the crosswalk sign changes to "go", check!

I mean, it was real easy for me to see what was going on...maybe I should be Police. Clean these streets up like Rex Banning...

I wanted to take a picture of one, but I thought maybe she would want like $5 and I definately was not going to hand over money for fear of mistaken intent. I'd probably get arrested in the dumbest sting ever...Besides, if I'm going to spend $5, she better be taking me to the back alley behind the Blockbuster for an HJ...

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