1. In casual conversation I can now say "I'm totally gonna blog about this later"
2. The next time Comcast gives me any shit, I have a forum. "Aight Doreen, if ya don't send somebody out post haste to fix the cable I'm going to post this to my blog. Everyone will hear of the wrongs that have been done here today!". She wont know only three people read this.
3. If I should die in some horrible accident, my friends can now put this web address under the R.I.P tats they'll all be getting. Right under a smiling picture of my face*.
*As a side note to those developing their tattoo art as we speak, I think I would like to be remembered as having a little bling in my mouth. Maybe just a couple diamond studs in my front teeth.
4. I now have something to flip on when somebody comes into the room while I'm looking at porn.
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