Pirates

I just spent the last hour and a half at work, not doing work, but looking up pirates and pirate related content on the interweb.

Why, you ask?

Because I watched a Pirates of the Caribbean movie marathon this weekend when it was rainy.

These are the kinds of things I do in a given day to fill my time. Other things I do at work in a given day:

Smoke no less than 5 cigarettes
Walk to the back of the warehouse and back up to my desk (repeat 5 times)
Play Tetris in our CD master room, where there's a security door so I can hear if anyone is coming
Play Patrick, my "next door neighbor", in a game of online scrabble (He cheats, by the way)
Take a 2 hour long lunch
Search to the end of the interweb for Lindsay Lohan "nip slip" pictures
File my order folders. Then remove several of them from the file cabinet to bring back to my desk. All this to make it appear like I am busy. All folders will later get re-filed. This process repeats about twice a day.

My company is glad to have me.