Much Therapy is Needed

So, I'm sitting with my ma in the ER this weekend. My father was unavailable, so the duty of cargiver fell on me. As we're waiting, the billing/admin lady from the hospital comes in to take my mom's insurance information. She introduces herself to mother, then looks at me and says "and you must be her husband."

oh what the fuck!

Then, to cover her tracks she says "Well, I thought you must be married because your mom looks so young. She must be a cougar"

I try to help my family out, and all I get is about 10 years of therapy. I can hear the collective brains of every therapist in the US...Ca-ching!