The Big List Of Things I Would Have Sex With If I Could...

iPad
iPod
Air conditioning
"Art of Glow" app for the iPad
Madden franchising
Comfy robes
Target Field
Twin’s Saturday uniforms
D.C. shoes hoodies
Everwood season 4
DVR
The color blue
Clicky-top pens
Dugouts
Marlboro Lights
Hulu.com
Ruffley skirts
Thongs
Whale tails
MLB Network
Coke Zero
Limited edition Pirates of the Caribbean Berry Bounty chap stick
Urban outfitters plain t-shirts
Lacoste cologne
Spinach and Artichoke dip (warm not hot, otherwise it’d burn my weiner)
Frozen double stuffed Oreos
Long lunch breaks
Flonase nasal spray (anyone who has allergies will thank me for this one...)
1st smoke of the day
Fantasy football and baseball
Norton literature anthologies
Insulin (keeps me alive!!!)
Ibuprophen
Stocking caps
Pigtails
Girls with pigtails and stocking caps (throw in a pair of baggy cords and a spaghetti strap tank top and I will cum in her belly button…)

What would you have sex with?