Introducing...T-Roy

We have a friend named Troy, who we affectionately call The T-Roy (well, because he calls himself that). T-Roy is responsible for more great stories and one liners than anyone else I know. Point in check...

We were in the front yard of my friend Jay's house, looking at a tree that recently rotted and fell down in a storm. Jay was under the impression that the tree had termites. T-Roy took one look at the tree and said, "That tree doesn't have Termites, it's got beatles."
Jay says, "Well if I bring the wood to my back yard for fire wood, am I going to bring the beatles with it and infest the other trees in my yard?"
T-Roy pauses for like 30 seconds and with a strait face finally says, "It doesn't matter, that tree was in a condition it should have never been in."

And then he walks away...