Thursday, August 20, 2009

Carolyn, Carolyn, Carloyn

A conversation with my mother:

Mom: Dayve, do you want to go with us tonight?
Me: Where you goin?
Mom: Your father has a coupon to that Australian place, we're going to go get dinner.
Me: What kind of place?
Mom: Australian
Me: What do they serve? Like, Kangaroos?
Mom: No, it's Australian.
Me: What does that mean?

Dad: Dave, she's talking about Outback Steakhouse. We're going to Outback.

Jesus Christ.

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