Monday, May 11, 2009

Wishes

So, at 11:11 today, I am making my usual wish and it got me thinking. If I wish everyday that Lindsay Lohan will be nude with me in some kind of waterfall. Will it come true sooner because I wish for it everyday? If I start wishing for something else every once and a while, will that diminish my chances of being nude with Lindsay under a waterfall? Does the wish-granter decide which wish they would fulfill based on some morality scale? If so, I shant think I should ever see Lindsay topless in real life. Unless he/she also really likes large boobs and freckly redheads.

I really would like some ground rules here. I don’t want to be wasting all my wishes like a chump.

2 comments:

  1. So this is what occupies your time in that cube? Nice.

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