So, I was peeing at work, as I so often do. I am standing at the urinal going about my business and the chapstick in my pocket falls out onto the floor. Now, this situation is gross enough, seeing as how something that touches my mouth is now on the floor with the rest of the fecal matter. But I decide I can pick it up and wash it off, no harm, no foul. I bend over to pick it up, totally forgetting where I am, and my forehead touches the edge of the urinal, right at the spot where any pee droplets would hit as they get shaken out.
Fucking gross…I think there was a pube on there too…
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