I love CSRs

Dr Office Receptionist Amy:  Asks me if my address is the same

Dave: noting they have my address from 7 years ago, Gives new address

Amy: Asks me if my phone is the same

Dave: Gives new phone

Amy: And how about your insurance?

Dave: Gives new insurance

Amy: And are you still single?

Dave: Jesus Amy, the one thing that hasn’t changed, thanks for that.

Amy: Well I’m sure you’re really nice?

Later On…

Amy: OK, how about Tuesday the 24^th

Dave: ok

Dave: still waiting for her to say some kind of available time…

Amy: Does that work for you?

Dave: I said yes Amy, should I just come out there at like 8am and wait around for a doctor? Do I just pick one in the parking lot and chase them down?

Amy: I’m going to lose your appointment

Still Later…

Amy: OK, you’re all set for your appointment with Dr. Smith,  AKA, Nurse Ratchet

Dave: Really? That’s who you’re going with? Do I even want my physical from her? Is this going to be safe for me?

Amy: Hey, maybe it’s exactly who you want

Dave: Well, I AM still single