Dr Office Receptionist Amy: Asks me if my address is the same
Dave: noting they have my address from 7
years ago, Gives new address
Amy: Asks me if my phone is the same
Dave: Gives new phone
Amy: And how about your insurance?
Dave: Gives new insurance
Amy: And are you still single?
Dave: Jesus Amy, the one thing that hasn’t
changed, thanks for that.
Amy: Well I’m sure you’re really nice?
Later On…
Amy: OK, how about Tuesday the 24th
Dave: ok
Dave: still waiting for her to say some
kind of available time…
Amy: Does that work for you?
Dave: I said yes Amy, should I just come
out there at like 8am and wait around for a doctor? Do I just pick one in the
parking lot and chase them down?
Amy: I’m going to lose your appointment
Still Later…
Amy: OK, you’re all set for your
appointment with Dr. Smith, AKA, Nurse Ratchet
Dave: Really? That’s who you’re going
with? Do I even want my physical from her? Is this going to be safe for me?
Amy: Hey, maybe it’s exactly who you
want
Dave: Well, I AM still single
