I just got back from a Taco Bell run. I love Taco Bell. Love it. I probably go there three times in a slow week. Tonight, I had the dumbest conversation I've ever had in my life. I'm going to let it run in it's entirety, because well, I just don't know what to say. Play...
Spanish Speaking Friendly Taco Bell Employee: Welcome to Taco Bell can I take your order?
Me: I'll have two soft tacos and a hard shell taco, and that's it.
SSFTBE: Any taco sauce or anything to drink?
Me: No.
SSFTBE: Okay. I have two soft shell tacos and a hard shell taco, will that be it?
Me: Yes. That's it.
SSFTBE: Any taco sauce or drink tonight?
Me: What? No.
SSFTBE: Okay. Please pull around to the first window.
I drive up to the window, which is closed. I pull up to the second window.
SSFTBE: That'll be five-thirty-nine. Any taco sauce?
Me(Handing him my credit card): What? Are you fucking with me?
SSFTBE: What?
Me: No taco sauce, thank you.
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