One thing I do love about showering in the morning, is right when I'm done, I get to use a Q-tip. Now, I should explain that for the last few years I haven't had to pay for many household items. It's one of the perks to living at home. Things like paper towels, dishes, sheets, and curtains all used to be things I didn't give a fuck about. And I was cool with that arrangement. But now, I have to do all the shopping for myself. And since I'm poor like the rest of America right now, I look to buy the cheapest, store-brand items I can find whenever I'm at Target. Or worse, Wal-mart.
Which brings me to the Q-tips. I've just discovered the Target generic brand of Q-tip. I know I shouldn't call them Q-tips, since that's a brand name, and the people at Q-tip Inc probably want some kind of royalty for using it. But I fucking hate the word "swab", so I'm damn sure not using "cotton swab", which is like ten times worse. In any case, I'm blown away by these things. They're like little pillows for my ears. I'm pretty sure I could jam these things all the way into my ear and it wouldn't damage a thing because they're so soft. In fact, my brain might thank me for giving it a little pillow massage.
Maybe the fact that a Q-tip is the most exciting part of my day means I need a hobby...
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