I just made my dad a plate of sesame chicken and fried rice I had left over from last night. I watched him take a banana from the counter and cut it up over the chicken like it was a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Are you kidding me? I asked him what the hell he was doing...
"What? If I don't eat the banana, it's going to get too ripe and no one can eat it. Besides, it's just a little potassium."
Apparently I'm the moron for asking...
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