What Are You Doing To That Food?

I just made my dad a plate of sesame chicken and fried rice I had left over from last night. I watched him take a banana from the counter and cut it up over the chicken like it was a bowl of fucking Cheerios. Are you kidding me? I asked him what the hell he was doing...

"What? If I don't eat the banana, it's going to get too ripe and no one can eat it. Besides, it's just a little potassium."

Apparently I'm the moron for asking...

Videos

Maybe I'll just post some of my favorite Videos...






















That should be all for now...

I Love it...

One of my favorite things in the whole world is when you are flipping through television channels and you turn on a show or a movie right at your favorite part. I was just bumming around and turned on The Office right at my favorite line in the history of the show, and maybe my favorite television show line of all time...I give you Michael Scott...

To Toby:

"Why are you the way you are? Honestly, every time I try and do something fun and exciting you make it not that way. I hate, so much about the things that you choose to be."


****UPDATE***UPDATE***UPDATE***

I found it on Youtube! God I friggin love the internet...

The Wire

I'm reminded why I love this show...

"A man's got to have a code..."

Tiger, Tiger, Tiger

I think one of my favorite things about the whole Tiger Woods situation are the pictures that have come out with Tiger in the clubs, drink in hand, talking to a bunch of women. I love the pictures so much because in each one of them he's wearing a Nike shirt. To the clubs.

You mean to tell me that the highest paid athlete in the country can't afford a nice suit? Or is he too damn cheap to wear something he'd have to actually pay for?

This is WAY more offensive than cheating on your wife with porn stars.