Every ethnic group in the US gets a holiday, but not the French-Canadians. At least not a very cool one. Have you ever tried to celebrate Bastille Day? Let me tell you, not very fun…
How come my Tivo won’t stop recording every episode of Scrubs? I told it to stop like 2 weeks ago and I am tired of having nothing on my play list besides 22 Scrubs episodes and the latest Dancing With the Stars. Swear to god, the last one is for my Mom. Of course, that is exactly what I would tell you if I wanted to throw you off track…
The Dairy Queen in Apple Valley now has an Orange Julius. So awesome. I had my first strawberry banana Orang Julius in like 10 years. It was like being back at the mall, shoe shopping at Foot Locker. Trying to find the latest Cross Colors shirt. I had a shirt that was featured prominantely in a Dr. Dre video once. I think I was at the height of my coolness in 8th grade. Which reminds me, Katie Mueller, if you are around call me…
And speaking of food, I fucking love In-N-Out Burger. Just love it. I would bang one of those little burgers if it wasn’t for hot grease…
Cliff Huxtable has the best sweaters. Those things are like $1000 a piece…
I think my Dad has started buying flavors of Snack Pack and Yogurt that I don't like, not because he likes the flavors he is buying but rather because he doesn't want me to eat them. Which pisses me off because it's actually kind of smart, and I didn't think of it first...
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We need more Huxtable references please.
ReplyDeleteNoted. I'll also try to make more references to Another World, if I could only find some way to fit it in...that's what she said...
ReplyDeleteso heres the deal...the apple valley DQ has been serving orange julius' for ever now...the only thing is they suck at making them, they are the worst orange julius makers in the world they are always completely liquid and taste like liquid smarties i hate wasting my money on them..they need to retake the how to make orange julius' class again seriously.....
ReplyDeleteWhere would one go to learn the art of the Orange Julius? Syracuse? (see what i did there? the Orangemen, Orange Julius...Genius...
ReplyDeleteYou're dad is genius!
ReplyDeletecrap...your dad not you're dad.
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