I was passed along the below video. It's not a new video by any means, and it's been viewed over 36 million times. The kid singing in it is pretty damn good, especially considering this was filmed at a 6th grade talent competition. I hate the song choice, but he does a pretty good job making the song his own.
What I really love about this video are the girls in the background. At the beginning of the video you can see the stupidest looking girl I've ever seen in my life. She's in the upper right corner in a green shirt. You can't miss her, she's the one that looks like a mongoloid.
The other girl I can't stop watching is the blond with the black shirt, third from the left on the top row. As soon as this kid starts singing the girl is falling in love. By the middle of the video she has a permanent smile on her face, and by the very end of the video, she clearly wants to bang this kid right there on his piano (you get the same reaction from the first girl on the left in the back row, but she covers her face the whole time in orgasmic pleasure, so you can't really see her face, but she loves her some 12 yr old piano guy too).
And when the kid is done singing, he stands up and gives the biggest smile, partly because he did a really good job and probably won the competition, and partly because he just realized he's never going to have a problem getting laid. EVER. He may as well have lost his virginity right there during the song. And when you think about it, he did. Good for you kid, not cut your fucking hair.
The final cherry on top of this visual sundae, is when the school librarian comes in and tries to pump up the crowd with probably the stupidest thing you can say. Enjoy...
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
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